Mirror : Important changes to RoE II ruleset

[X-Roesone/ARR (Robert)]

Oh, we learn from experience, we Roesoneans..

It will be three hundred royal armsmen with tower shields and giant clubs that do the pushing that leads to thedumping.

"All against one, one against all" we call the op

[X-Ghieste & HOT/GH (Matt)]

Ah yes, but there are no longer any AA's and you have no skills - so no tower shield use and no relevant abilities! 

[X-DM Jon]

Well well, I almost thought I would have to cave in... But Matt to the rescue.

 Yes, since we'll no longer be doing adventures, your only possible way out is to declare war on the Green Knight and use war moves to get him.

[X-IHH/Wallac Isilviere (Kasper)]

Good, now I can continue with my IC romantic slugfest 

Oh, maybe next April Arvour dumps ser Estevan into a concrete foundation of the new royal comedian academy of Caercas? 

Ah yesss, now where in this mighty fantasy is the person who'll do the actual pushing that leads to the dumping?

Who but the tame Pontiff?

Convincing Ser Estevan doing a little mudbath as part of his therapy; Unfortunately the "mud" turns out to be a little more!

[X-Roesone/ARR (Robert)]

Ah yes, but there are no longer any AA's and you have no skills - so no tower shield use and no relevant abilities! 

They're not AAs, they're assets, military assets, units that remain in use after today's rule change.

And yes, they've no giant clubs, but they retain their shields and swords... tough luck for ser Estevan. They won't be able to use subdual damage.

[X-Roesone/ARR (Robert)]

Well well, I almost thought I would have to cave in... But Matt to the rescue.

 Yes, since we'll no longer be doing adventures, your only possible way out is to declare war on the Green Knight and use war moves to get him.

That means I'll have to activate 4 units to cut off all means of escape.. .Doable

[X-DM Jon]

Well well, I almost thought I would have to cave in... But Matt to the rescue.

 Yes, since we'll no longer be doing adventures, your only possible way out is to declare war on the Green Knight and use war moves to get him.

That means I'll have to activate 4 units to cut off all means of escape.. .Doable

Hokay, his legendary knights make mincemeat out of your units and force them to retreat. What now?

 Meanwhile the Pontiff is unsuccesful in trying to convince the Green Knight to jump in a hole. That's one diplomacy action gone.

[X-Ghieste & HOT/GH (Matt)]

I would just get seven people to send dispatches to him - then he'd be in real trouble!

[DM B]

I surrender! Your long-windedness has gotten the better of me...mercy! 

[X-DM Jon]

Or so you'd think, IF NOT for his amazing ability of ILLITERACY!!!! Dun DUN DUUUN!

[X-Ghieste & HOT/GH (Matt)]

Or so you'd think, IF NOT for his amazing ability of ILLITERACY!!!! Dun DUN DUUUN!

Perhaps you mean "literacy"?

[X-DM Jon]

No, if he was litterate, then he could read the dispatches. But since he's illiterate, the dispatches bounce off like sound arguments off a politician.

[X-Ghieste & HOT/GH (Matt)]

I think you will find that they render unto him paper cuts! We merely need to pour lemon juice over him to defeat him!

[X-Bellam & BC/TB (Bobby)]

It's ok - Matt and I can handle him with Espionage actions.  What with all that extra RP we'll have coming in, we should be fine.

[X-DM Jon]

I think you will find that they render unto him paper cuts! We merely need to pour lemon juice over him to defeat him!

"The horror! The horror!"