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Why is it that every time a group of players go on a grand adventure, they end up failing miserably?

Players are incompetent.
5 (38.5%)
Bjørn is mean.
1 (7.7%)
Players are incompetent AND Bjørn is mean.
7 (53.8%)

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Adventures
« on: March 11, 2010, 01:47:32 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Adventures
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2010, 01:49:02 PM »
It should be noted that when I vote mean I mean mean in the sense of awesome and harsh and terrifying all in one. You know, MEAN ;)
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Re: Adventures
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2010, 01:53:49 PM »
Do you find you get dry lips from kissing Bjørns ass so much?
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Re: Adventures
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2010, 01:54:11 PM »
See it really depends upon what you consider 'failure'.  I for one consider the trek into the southern wilds of Mieres a smashing success.  ;D

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Re: Adventures
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2010, 01:59:12 PM »
Quote from: SASI/Orthien Tane (Rune) on March 11, 2010, 01:53:49 PM
Do you find you get dry lips from kissing Bjørns ass so much?

No. I use a chapstick :)
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Re: Adventures
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2010, 02:03:42 PM »
It seems that there is only one option -- players are incompetent -- afterall, it is a fact and inescapable axiom -- Bjorn IS mean...

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Re: Adventures
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 02:06:28 PM »
It can be argued though, that Bjørn never needs to be mean, since the players only succeed in one thing: failing.
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Re: Adventures
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2010, 02:07:12 PM »
Quote from: SASI/Orthien Tane (Rune) on March 11, 2010, 02:06:28 PM
It can be argued though, that Bjørn never needs to be mean, since the players only succeed in one thing: failing.

Ummm....who rolls the dice?
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Re: Adventures
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2010, 02:09:31 PM »
You don't need dice to realise that throwing stones at an ancient magical stone is a bad idea  ;D
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Re: Adventures
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2010, 02:13:15 PM »
Unless you are in Immovable Object then standing in front of Unstoppable Force is a bad idea (TM)
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Re: Adventures
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2010, 02:28:18 PM »
Difficulty is - as always - quite high.

But players help a lot; sending X regents into harms way (be it Ilien or Caelwode) constitutes accepting extreme risk.

And lets be honest; when you look at Ilien, you can only win by treachery or adventure...so it makes sense for Ilien to prepare for that, no? And the DDC was high to begin with.

(I won't even mention Caelwode...)
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Re: Adventures
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2010, 03:21:59 PM »
Quote from: Osoerde/William Osoer (Alan) on March 11, 2010, 02:03:42 PM
It seems that there is only one option -- players are incompetent -- afterall, it is a fact and inescapable axiom -- Bjorn IS mean...

 ;D

Well, I wouldn't use the word "incompetent". It is so ugly. Lets rather say "ambitious"  ;)
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Re: Adventures
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2010, 03:24:57 PM »
..at leas the Ilien group consists of relatively...level(ed) characters...
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Re: Adventures
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2010, 03:29:45 PM »
Quote from: DM Bjørn on March 11, 2010, 03:24:57 PM
..at leas the Ilien group consists of relatively...level(ed) characters...

If somewhat failing in the levelheaded department, no?
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Re: Adventures
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2010, 04:20:54 PM »
Ooooo, they finally found out about Ilien, hunh?

Bjorn, did you materially change the situation from RoEI?

Poor Rogr....
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