I heard all of your missed me.
Those at factcheck.org, in keeping with the American Presidential season, I have them to compile a list of the misconceptions about me.
1. Your dead.Not quite. Cancer, it turns out, is only a CR 14 critter (unlike Eidolons & the Eyeless One). I am quite alive -- a little banged up -- but still my awesome chipper self.
2. You've been spending time at the strip clubs, sipping cognac and partaking of an widely illegal herb.I wish that were the case. Life has been a bit traumatic -- with a lot of upheaval. As a side note, life, for once, oddly acted like RoE (NEW PLAYER HINT FOLLOWS)-- kicking you while your down (and if one is smart, never stopping).
But, I am scrappy and stood up.
3. I didn't miss yall.Sadly no. Definitely missed all of you -- and finally pleased that my life is getting back in order.
4. We didn't miss you.Yeah, right.
5. Jon owes you money.I would like small bills (all under $50) with non-sequential serial numbers. I do not accept personal checks.