Beer is not bad. Beer is good.
It is the evil star badger who walk such a long way to follow the scent of the beer you are drinking that it is the problem. It is this evil star badger, who when he finds you asleep and having failed to include him in the party, decides he hates you and cracks you over the head with a paw and poos in your mouth so that when you wake up you knows he has visited and just how cruel you have been to him.