Alright, alright yes I through a rock at an extremely powerful and mysterious magical artifact. However let's be clear, the Governor only resorted to throwing rocks at it because all the priests and wizards in the party (you know, the people who should have an idea of what to do with it) just sat around looking at each other saying, "So what do you want to do now? - "I dunno, what do you want to do? - I dunno, should we do something with this thing we've trekked across miles of wilderness to see? - I dunno what do you think?"
And my 'dropped' swords were, in fact, the consequence of my taking on incredibly powerful beings charged with dark magic in hand-to-hand combat without regard for my own safety, so what's your point?
If we go around including the actual FACTS and DETAILS of our adventures, we won't have anything to mock each other about!
In the meantime, Thor, isn't it about time YOU did some adventuring and racked up some embarrassing stories of your own? You're getting boring, otherwise.