DM Jon is back, now how does that help you?

[X-DM Jon]

There seems to be a Dragon in residence again... Now "how does that help me?" is the question I'm CERTAIN is on everybody's lips (either that or I won't accept that noone really remembers who Puff the Magic Dragon is anymore  )

 In short; I help Bjørn shore up the game. I plug the holes. I discuss YOU with Bjørn and try to find out new ways to screw YOU over (yes it's you I'm talking about). So how does that help you? Well, ask and you shall receive. I have a Mensa level brain at your disposal (but please don't ask Mensa if that's true or I'll loose yet another job as their shrubbery groomer - you know the guy with the bunsen burner thingie, not really doing anything but still feels part of the organisation as a whole) and I'll be glad to help you answer any questions, aid you in your nasty plotting (trust me, I invented the Conclave as my private attempt at becoming the Pontiff with everyone saying yes - I know plotting - too bad they declared me crazy after 2 years in office), check DO's and so on and so forth.

 Write me with or without Bjørn, I'll tell on you anyway because this is just my latest attempt at becoming Pontiff of all Anuire - being Bjørns assistant DM! Muhahahaha! :p

[X-Ilien & PCE/GeM (Linde)]

Great to have you back.   

I do not feel I have more enemies than I can handle, so please feel free to conspire with Bjørn on how to turn the last 10 regents in anuire against Ilien also.... Or..... cancel that ^_^

Seriously, it is good to have you reading through the mail again.

Linde

[X-IHH/Wallac Isilviere (Kasper)]

WElcome back Jon. I think you might have noticed the Pontiff office might soon become vacant 

[X-OIT/Narvelon Diem (Bo)]

There seems to be a Dragon in residence again... Now "how does that help me?" is the question I'm CERTAIN is on everybody's lips (either that or I won't accept that noone really remembers who Puff the Magic Dragon is anymore  )

 In short; I help Bjørn shore up the game. I plug the holes. I discuss YOU with Bjørn and try to find out new ways to screw YOU over (yes it's you I'm talking about). So how does that help you? Well, ask and you shall receive. I have a Mensa level brain at your disposal (but please don't ask Mensa if that's true or I'll loose yet another job as their shrubbery groomer - you know the guy with the bunsen burner thingie, not really doing anything but still feels part of the organisation as a whole) and I'll be glad to help you answer any questions, aid you in your nasty plotting (trust me, I invented the Conclave as my private attempt at becoming the Pontiff with everyone saying yes - I know plotting - too bad they declared me crazy after 2 years in office), check DO's and so on and so forth.

 Write me with or without Bjørn, I'll tell on you anyway because this is just my latest attempt at becoming Pontiff of all Anuire - being Bjørns assistant DM! Muhahahaha! :p

So the first Pontiff became crazy, the second was murdered and the third and current seems to be alternatively sane as well? Why do people want to be Pontiff again?