Inside?!?!??? Sheez! Where were you?
Linen closet. Best we had. Next house I get in a tornado region is going to have a friggin BOMB SHELTER under it.
I live in Pleasant Grove, AL, USA. We had an F5 track clear across three states last week and tore the hell out of our area. My wife and I were fine - pretty minimal damage to our place, actually - but there's a track about a third of a mile from our house that's a quarter mile wide where there's nothing but rubble and foundations. It was... we'll go with exciting. That sounds better than "Well, I didn't piss myself, at least." The really fun part was the series of 100-ft pine trees in our back yard snapping in half and missing the house by about 5 feet.
Moral of the story: Tornadoes are bad and should not be taunted, lest they become enraged and charge you.