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Mieres war MIRROR
« on: March 18, 2010, 02:36:50 PM »
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A gnoll army has passed through Dhalier and entered Serien - the Barony is once again under siege.

That Baron should seriously consider investing in some gnoll-repellents.

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Re: Mieres war MIRROR
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2010, 02:41:29 PM »
Get you KAVEN gnoll repellant today, only 9.99 Crowns
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Re: Mieres war MIRROR
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2010, 02:45:04 PM »
Get you KAVEN gnoll repellant today, only 9.99 Crowns

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Re: Mieres war MIRROR
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2010, 02:50:36 PM »
Really its not the Gnolls I'm worried about... :-\
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Re: Mieres war MIRROR
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2010, 02:54:17 PM »
Really its not the Gnolls I'm worried about... :-\

I hear ya. It was the same the last time... only thing is, they make a hell of a compelling argument for worrying about them when you're up close and personal.  ::)

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Re: Mieres war MIRROR
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2010, 02:55:37 PM »
...and the good thing about these gnolls...the DM will NEVER EVER EVER run out of them...just look at the size of Aduria ::)
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Re: Mieres war MIRROR
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2010, 02:59:53 PM »
Have you considered to send the Green Knight down there on holiday?
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Re: Mieres war MIRROR
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2010, 03:01:10 PM »
He's busy touring the Citadel in Ilien...
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Re: Mieres war MIRROR
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2010, 03:05:27 PM »
...and the good thing about these gnolls...the DM will NEVER EVER EVER run out of them...just look at the size of Aduria ::)

Yeah... I've been talking with my chief advisor, Master Albertus One-stone, about creating some device to solve that.  ::)

He's busy touring the Citadel in Ilien...

... And on the left we have a wholesale slaughter. Mind the limbs...  :P

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Re: Mieres war MIRROR
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2010, 03:11:32 PM »
Actually, why not invite the Gnolls over to Ilien for a huge BBQ? Lot's of meat laying around. A few bonfires and they can have a field day, just need some extra booze shipped in.
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Re: Mieres war MIRROR
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2010, 03:15:02 PM »
Let me rephrase that - I'm not as worried about the Gnolls as I am about some other things.  The thing about Gnolls is you know what  to expect - slaughter, burning, looting, and eating of babies.
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Re: Mieres war MIRROR
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2010, 03:20:33 PM »
Anyways - off to court - be back to deal with this mess later
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Re: Mieres war MIRROR
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2010, 12:32:25 AM »
OOC: This is so cool - and provincial - that army, a potent force in Mieres, would hardly qualify as a detachment in one of the big Anuirean wars...

Ok, now that just hurt.  Can I please have my balls back.
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Re: Mieres war MIRROR
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2010, 10:33:06 AM »
Send your foe packing without calling on outside forces, and you'll have accomplished what even Avan haven't. That should help retain your balls, methinks.  ;)

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Re: Mieres war MIRROR
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2010, 09:34:40 PM »
I think you just reclaimed them...
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