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Offline X-Bellam & BC/TB (Bobby)

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PETA - Special Beyond Words
« on: January 17, 2009, 05:14:21 AM »
Ladies and gentlemen of the internet, I give you the latest noble initiative of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals: a movement to rename fish as "Sea Kittens" so that people won't be willing to hurt them anymore!

....No, I'm quite serious.  http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/  I am not making this up.

The bedtime stories are perhaps the best part.
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Re: PETA - Special Beyond Words
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2009, 07:41:25 AM »
Azrai moves to have the Leviathan renamed the "sea-cat"  :'(
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Re: PETA - Special Beyond Words
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2009, 09:58:21 AM »
They are a few wires short of functional.

They won't stop before we are all eating grass.
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Re: PETA - Special Beyond Words
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2009, 10:24:37 AM »
On the Sith deal in absolutes - ergo the PETA is a Sith organization.

Animal rights without compromise - all humans must diiiiieeeee  ???
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Re: PETA - Special Beyond Words
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2009, 10:29:47 AM »
Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report is thrilled! He thinks sea kittens are adorable and will change his diet to land fish - guess what land fish are  ;D
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Re: PETA - Special Beyond Words
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2009, 11:06:31 AM »
Wow, whoever wrote those 'sea kitten' bedtime stories is on strong stuff.
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Re: PETA - Special Beyond Words
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2009, 03:35:46 PM »
I'm confused  ???
Are cat-fish sea kittens too, or just grown up fish?   :P
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Re: PETA - Special Beyond Words
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2009, 10:00:29 PM »
PETA does have it's moment's though. Such as when they came up with their chav campaign against Burberry:
http://www.bloodyburberry.com/features/chavs/chav_translation.asp

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