I guess there is only one way of doing this, choosing some lame animal personality test on the internet. They're not uselfull for much, so I guess this is their 30 seconds of glory 
I quite like this one:
http://www.gotoquiz.com/which_animal_are_you
as it judged Leman States as:
Which Animal Are You?
Your Result: Hawk
Hawks are fearsome predators, yet also very graceful. they seem to fly effortlessly through the air, and are ready to attack when the right time comes. You are like a hawk.
So... vicious, single-minded, predatory, half-tamed at best, and prone to turning on its handler unpredictably if a single mistake is made in handling it?
Hm. A surprisingly accurate quiz.
