........... I lied, now a comment:
Niels = you
de = 's (dont know about the spelling)
Munh = Mouth
Andar = in
Dalo = put
Kajuro(definately spelled wrong) = Dates
Ki = of
Baresh = Rain (spelled perfectly the first time, he should know that word)
Hore hi he = Right now (and also spelled wrong I guess)
Sum= Right now it is raining dates into Niels's mouth
....... roughly
So we can only conclude that you must be eating or choking on delicious fruits..... Or that I'm still garbled by the sense draining abilities of your post