Peasants indeed are revolting...

[X-Elinie/RiD (Niels)]

Said the squire; "Sire the peasents are revolting!"

Said the Sire; "Of course they are, they are peasants!"

Said the squire; "No Sire! - I mean yes, Sire! - But they are REVOLTING!"

*sounds of yells and angry mob finally comes into hearing range*


 

[X-Bellam & BC/TB (Bobby)]

Sigh.  It's exactly this kind of prejudice that the People Opposed to Offense against Peasants was formed to combat.  It's clear that fundamental restructuring of these distorted viewpoints will be required.

As the first step, we are hereby replacing the offensive term "peasants" with the much more positive and appealing term "field puppies."  Further wisdoms will be dispensed as required.

[X-Coeranys/WD (Greg)]

Sigh.  It's exactly this kind of prejudice that the People Opposed to Offense against Peasants was formed to combat.  ...Further wisdoms will be dispensed as required.

People
Opposed to
Offense against
Peasants
= POOP
poor peasants always get a bad name

[X-Ilien & PCE/GeM (Linde)]

Sigh.  It's exactly this kind of prejudice that the People Opposed to Offense against Peasants was formed to combat.  ...Further wisdoms will be dispensed as required.

People
Opposed to
Offense against
Peasants
= POOP
poor peasants field puppies always get a bad name

There, I fixed it for you