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RoE General => The Herald (DM announcements) => : DM B May 11, 2012, 07:19:15 PM

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: DM B May 11, 2012, 07:19:15 PM

I'm getting brain surgery Monday...

...well, maybe not brain, but definitely surgery. The nose is part of the head so...I'm nearly getting brain surgery, OK?

As for the obvious delay that has to do with A) migration troubles B) work and C) personal time being limited.

Once my nose job is done I hope to be back on track.

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: X-Brosengae [Cloene] (Linde) May 11, 2012, 07:46:47 PM

Ok MJ hope your new nose works as intended

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: DM B May 11, 2012, 10:45:51 PM

After the nose job...should I get a boob job!? Maybe there will be a poll...

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: X-Haelyn's Aegis/RK (Andy) May 11, 2012, 10:55:25 PM

I hear that butt lifts are the new "thing" that the beautiful people are into.  :o

Good luck with the surgery, if they look confused remind them that the holes are supposed to be underneath.

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: X-Osoerde (Alan) May 12, 2012, 02:51:11 AM

Will there be a funeral for the loss of one more nordic nose?

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: X-Tuornen/LF (Geir) May 12, 2012, 08:56:14 PM

It so happens the several procedures on the brain are performed by entering via the nose cavity.....

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: X-OIT (Garth) May 12, 2012, 09:15:46 PM

I knew something smelled funny around here, but it was none of my business, so I didn't want to be nosey.

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: DM B May 12, 2012, 11:21:27 PM

: Tuornen/LF (Geir)  May 12, 2012, 08:56:14 PM

It so happens the several procedures on the brain are performed by entering via the nose cavity.....

Lobotomy? :P

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: DM B May 12, 2012, 11:21:50 PM

: OIT/Narvelon Diem (Garth)  May 12, 2012, 09:15:46 PM

I knew something smelled funny around here, but it was none of my business, so I didn't want to be nosey.

Clever. Cleverer. Cleverest.

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: X-Endier & KoH/GdN (JP) May 13, 2012, 04:54:31 PM

Hope surgery goes well! God bless and a speedy recover!  My family will be sure to pray for you!

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: X-ETN/Maire Cwyllmie (Libor) May 13, 2012, 11:23:39 PM

: DM B  May 11, 2012, 07:19:15 PM

I'm getting brain surgery Monday...

...well, maybe not brain, but definitely surgery. The nose is part of the head so...I'm nearly getting brain surgery, OK?

What is wrong with your brainnose? Does it work badly or is it just cosmetic matter?

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: X-OIT (Garth) May 14, 2012, 03:21:36 AM

This one is a stretch.

Maybe Bjorn is trying to keep up with the times, so he decided to retool the ol' factory.   :o

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: DM B May 15, 2012, 12:43:56 PM

Ol' factory...the level of funness just went through the roof! :)

I'm alive and reasonably well!

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: X-Osoerde (Alan) May 16, 2012, 01:59:04 AM

Congratulations, Bjorn!  Good to have you back and well...

Let us know when we can put your nose to the grindstone again.

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: DM B May 16, 2012, 05:57:45 AM

...pretty funny (not as funny as Garth of course, but still):

I can now claim to have gotten a real nose job!

Maybe the missus should be put up for a boob job to make our happiness complete!?

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: X-Ghieste & HOT/GH (Matt) May 16, 2012, 09:23:16 AM

Now *that* sounds like a plan! Though a boob job on my missus would probably leave no room in the bed for me...

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: X-Osoerde (Alan) May 16, 2012, 11:05:56 PM

Sounds like the reason they invented bunk beds...