Your only saying that to be nice.
Hey, you're the ones who run that whole "give us your gold and the gods will smile upon ye!" scheme that people seem to gobble up with big dumb grins on their faces.
When I ask people to give me their gold, they just mutter about unfair taxes instead.
As long as I can take lessons from the local village-preacher on how to best dupe people into entrusting me with all their worldly possessions, you have the longer straw...