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Offline X-WIT/Toreas Kharnmoin (Rune)

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Christmas frenzy, political issues put on hold!
« on: December 22, 2010, 07:52:04 AM »
Due to the upcoming religious celebration of Haelyns creation of himself, all representatives of the WIT will be busy preparing the annual orgy in his honor. Therefore, all incoming correspondence to WIT will unfortunately not be handled until after the celebrations are done and the celebrators can walk again (or sometime after the 25th of December, for those rigid people using pagan calendars). On matters of life and death, the Archprelate can be found within Princess Aubrae's bedchamber.

If this room's a-rocking, don't come a-knocking.

Merry Christmas everyone!
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Re: Christmas frenzy, political issues put on hold!
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 01:24:45 PM »
WIT has orgies? - I have newfound respect for the orthodox! :)
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Re: Christmas frenzy, political issues put on hold!
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2010, 01:49:20 PM »
Due to the upcoming religious celebration of Haelyns creation of himself, all representatives of the WIT will be busy preparing the annual orgy in his honor. Therefore, all incoming correspondence to WIT will unfortunately not be handled until after the celebrations are done and the celebrators can walk again (or sometime after the 25th of December, for those rigid people using pagan calendars). On matters of life and death, the Archprelate can be found within Princess Aubrae's bedchamber.

If this room's a-rocking, don't come a-knocking.

Merry Christmas everyone!

The Princess, strangely enough, will be outside - in the gardens - hoping the Archprelate isn't stretching or ruining her undergarments in his fervor to sift through them all. Heck, its only christmas once a year, and if a bit of panty-sniffing makes the old geezer content, that's a small price to pay for continued blessings of her lands.  ::)
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Re: Christmas frenzy, political issues put on hold!
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2010, 12:47:20 AM »
The Princess, strangely enough, will be outside - in the gardens - hoping the Archprelate isn't stretching or ruining her undergarments in his fervor to sift through them all.

They may not all be there when she gets back, he could have anything on under that robe...  :P
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